OOC Chat - Null

[Eight]

I don't know if Darwi's music counts as jizz-wailing. Is there an equivalent of indie rock?

The official blog pages on that subject are pretty long, so I dunno yet.

http://www.starwars.com/news/slugthrowe ... way-part-1

http://www.starwars.com/news/slugthrowers-part-2

They got rid of everything else that was goofy, but they kept Jizz...

*sigh*

[Moyr Ahaya]

Really, it could have been Juzz or Jozz.

But it is what it is.

[Zeno Deathwright]

Or Jaaz.

[Xierreau]

Probably a wee bit too tall...*loses height*

Still, the mighty power of bureaucracy looms over several. :p

Oh, not at all...

*Blushes.*

Do twi'lek blush?

No. Nothing can cause a Twilek to blush, hence why they are sought after sex slaves...

Is that what they are for


I use mine for paperwork

[Shaisha Vreysk]

Shaisha doesn't seem the point in sex slaves.

You can have cute Jawa mechanics instead.

[Xierreau]

Maybe my jawa mechanic should meet yours

[Aphr Ahaya]

We're playing Jawa matchmaker now?

That's adorable

[Shaisha Vreysk]

Maybe my jawa mechanic should meet yours

Jitter always likes to meet new people who understands how to care for space-birds!

[Dapper Dog]

Just a note I would not pay for Dock fees in advance, the prices could change

Though do pay for the first session, Scrutiny will start at 0.0 on Day 1.

[Yslane Tssilla]

Oh, not at all...

*Blushes.*

Do twi'lek blush?

No. Nothing can cause a Twilek to blush, hence why they are sought after sex slaves...

Is that what they are for


I use mine for paperwork

You monster!

Free the bureaucrat!

No wages! No filing!

[Moyr Ahaya]

*hires Yslane as a tax evasion and money laundering lawyer*

[Baesal Zyn]

Jawas are kinda smelly...bathing is a concept alien to them

[Galen Sol]

Rolling around in the sand is just as good, isn't it?

[Aphr Ahaya]

Jawas are kinda smelly...bathing is a concept alien to them

Badum-tish?

(Jawa, alien )

[Yslane Tssilla]

*hires Yslane as a tax evasion and money laundering lawyer*

Government employees can't have side jobs! I am not some rogue agent here!

Jawas are kinda smelly...bathing is a concept alien to them

Badum-tish?

(Jawa, alien )

Hey, to a Jawa you are the alien.

[Eight]

*Spreads rumors that Yslane is involved in a Sith money laundering enterprise*

[Moyr Ahaya]

But the exclamation mark means you are tempted. Because you know you have the skills to do it and that it would offer you a satisfaction from being awesome at riding the flawed system and getting away with it.

Besides, if droids gossip about it, why not make it happen?

[Baesal Zyn]

Jawas are kinda smelly...bathing is a concept alien to them

Badum-tish?

(Jawa, alien )

Hehehehehe

[Aphr Ahaya]

But the exclamation mark means you are tempted. Because you know you have the skills to do it and that it would offer you a satisfaction from being awesome at riding the flawed system and getting away with it.

Besides, if droids gossip about it, why not make it happen?

That last line is the real convincer

[Baesal Zyn]

Yslane is not a petty empire bureaucrat!

She is a Galactic Republic bureaucrat...that...that is something else

[Eight]

I just want her to be on the run from the law, so that way I might be able to hire her to do forms and legal practice and what not. I can't usually be bothered to do it myself.

I figured she still wouldn't work for the Empire, and would be on the run from the Republic, so easy pickings.

[Moyr Ahaya]

I just want her to be on the run from the law, so that way I might be able to hire her to do forms and legal practice and what not. I can't usually be bothered to do it myself.

I figured she still wouldn't work for the Empire, and would be on the run from the Republic, so easy pickings.

I wonder whose Eight was before memory reset.

[Aphr Ahaya]

Eight is pretty awesome

[Xierreau]

No. Nothing can cause a Twilek to blush, hence why they are sought after sex slaves...

Is that what they are for


I use mine for paperwork

You monster!

Free the bureaucrat!

No wages! No filing!

She is a minor I give her an allowance
Its like a wage only smaller
Then I pay her in comfy pillows and chocolate
And pats on the head
Whats wrong with that?

[Yslane Tssilla]

*Spreads rumors that Yslane is involved in a Sith money laundering enterprise*

Droids have a gossip function?

Code: Select all

CONJECTURE: The tall meatbag that thinks it has skills with numbers has engaged in illegal activities involving numbers and other meatbags who wear black.
ASSERTION: You can trust me, all droids are superior with numbers and thus can discover discrepancies with far greater accuracy, roughly an increase of 10 to the 10 to the 10 over an inferior meatbag.
ASSERTION: If after that you still do not trust me. I wish to add a new angle(to use the inferior meatbag phrase): those displaying a lower trust coefficient will be disintegrated.

But the exclamation mark means you are tempted. Because you know you have the skills to do it and that it would offer you a satisfaction from being awesome at riding the flawed system and getting away with it.

Besides, if droids gossip about it, why not make it happen?

Technically, upon further reflection, it is depriving the Imperial government of funds for its war chest. So in a way it is the patriotic thing to do.

But I also suspect that tax evasion in the Sith Empire has a higher penalty then white collar prison. Or at the very least white collar in the Sith empire translates as: the color collar slaves working to death in the mines wear.

Yslane is not a petty empire bureaucrat!

She is a Galactic Republic bureaucrat...that...that is something else

That's right! I am not merely petty! But also the product of nepotism.