“In local news the Rot Worms look set to take down the Monkey Lizards once again later this week for the annual grudge match between Giradda the Hutt and Dango the Hutt, last year was a heartbreaker when Valko died before making that final goal. Most savage beating I have ever seen,” Jerri says as smiles at the audience.
Another segment in the broadcast, “Refugees continue to make their way to Nar Shaddaa from the Outer Rim where fighting between the Republic and the Empire is still fierce. Experts were hoping for a cessation of fighting but our sources say, not today!”
Later in the broadcast, “Is your teen going to the darknet and buying drugs? We have fifteen signs that you might be harboring a spice head in your own home! Right after these messages!”
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